{"title":"Lick and the Invasion Books","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"paperback-bundle-lick-and-the-invasion-books-1-3-and-lick-and-the-invasion-books-4-6","title":"Lick and the Invasion Paperback Bundle - Lick and the Invasion: Books 1 -3 and Lick and the Invasion: Books 4 - 6 (2 Paperbacks)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBooks 1 to 6 complete the initial invasion story.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGet two paperbacks for one discounted price.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBooks included in the order:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBooks 1, 2 and 3 of the Lick and the Invasion series together in one volume.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eLick and the Invasion: The Beginning (Book 1)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThey came up on us like a gravy crap. We was just down by the creek dranking and shooting when them ugly suckers flanked us. My name is Lick. They call me Lick cause when I was a baby I used to lick everything. This is the story of me and my buddy Fanger. We call him Fanger cause when he was a kid he broke his panky fanger on his right hand and his mom and deddy didn't git it fixed right. Now it sticks out all the time like a fancy yankee or English man dranking tea. Anyway, this is the story of our first encounter and how we ended up on the run. Just like everybody else.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eLick and the Invasion: The Interrogation (Book 2)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMe and Fanger been holed up out in the country recovering from the fight. We could handle pretty much all them critters except for them Maybelle Turner werewolves. Fanger got drunk one night and his strategic mind kicked in to action. He came up with a four-step plan for figuring out these alien critters. Phase one was to requisition some silver to make some bullets. Phase two was surveillance and recon. Phase three was stockpile more of that black ooze to keep ourselves invisible. And phase four was to kidnap one of them critters and interrogate them to find out how me and Fanger fit into to all this mess.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eLick and the Invasion: The Counterstrike (Book 3)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMe, Fanger and Jack learned during our interrogation and torture session them alien critters were full of surprises. We decided it was time for us to start playing offense. We drank a ton of moonshine and devised us a strategy to attack them alien critters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrint Length: 212 Pages\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBooks 4, 5 and 6 of the Lick and the Invasion series together in one volume.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eLick and the Invasion: The Diversion (Book 4)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMe, Fanger and Jack had a lot of learning to do. And like always, them alien critters kept us on our toes. But we were always ready for a fight.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eLick and the Invasion: The Encounter (Book 5)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSpace was full of all kinda critters. Some good and some bad. And we discovered some of them critters ain’t so different from us. But our number one objective was still to get back to Earth and save the planet.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eLick and the Invasion: The Device (Book 6)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMe, Fanger and Jack head back to Earth to take care of them alien critters once and for all. We ain't gonna stop till we run ever last one of them buncha no good you-know-whats off our planet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrint Length: 244 Pages\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWhat Readers Say\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️  \u003cstrong\u003eWow! This book contains a LOT of \"creative\" writing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHonestly, I have written quite a few book reviews, and I'm really not sure where to begin with this one. I won't give away the plot, but we'll just say that two buddies (and others) appear to be caught in the middle of a \"unique\" alien visit\/attack? What was the cause of this \"attack\"? You'll just have to read for yourself. I really just don't know to describe this plot. My jaw is still hanging open. I guess I'll just attempt to summarize a few points about the book:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e1. The language written\/spoken in this book is not American English as we know it. The author has done a masterful job of capturing a language that I can only describe as \"American Redneck\" (\u0026lt; and this is not an insult at all because I AM one). Just the lingo and phraseology itself is worth a read in this book. Hilarious.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e2. The author has managed to come up with a plot that I can honestly say that I have never read elsewhere (and I've read a LOT of books). The plot is not what I expected, nor was it what I was looking for. But it was very \"creative\", and I think I enjoyed it? (Hard to explain).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e3. WARNING: I highly suggest that the reader should have (or at least be able to laugh at) a 7th grade boy's sense of humor, as the humor is quite juvenile, albeit pretty funny, and somewhat addictive. If not, then this may not be the book for you. Read the Amazon preview and give it a chance. The preview may let you know if this book is for you.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e4. I have two really weird thoughts about this book: At first, after reading it, I thought to myself, \"Geesh... Now there's a couple of hours of my life that I will never able to get back again\". But at the same time, I was entertained; it was brain-dead, relaxed, reading,, and I thoroughly enjoyed it. I know that seems contradictory, but I'm fairly certain that other readers may review the book with the same thoughts.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis book is likely not for everyone. I would say that it more likely to appeal to a male audience, and perhaps those who were raised in a similar culture as Lick and Fanger might get a kick out of this book.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOne thing about the book, whether you love it or you hate it, there is no denying that this author has a very impressive wit and is one of the most creative new authors that I have read.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI have no idea why, but I'm fairly certain that I'm going to read the next several books in the series. Looking forward to them. I really hope the author fills in an honest author information section because I'd certainly like to know what makes a mind like the author's tick.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e-Amazon Reviewer\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ \u003cstrong\u003eQuite a Ride!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNon stop action from page one. This one is a real page turner. I could almost picture myself in an old theater watching a cliff hanger and munching popcorn sitting on the edge of my seat. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e-Charles\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ \u003cstrong\u003eThis book is destined to become a classic\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis book is better than anything bobby akart or William forstchen ever wrote. I could not put it down until I read it front to back.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e-Beauregard\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ \u003cstrong\u003eRednecks vs Aliens\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHumorous, fast-paced, and action-packed! Can’t wait for the second book to continue following Lick and Fanger as they figure out how to defeat the vampars and fart-monsters and the big eye-in-the-sky. Great read! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e-David\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ \u003cstrong\u003eWell, that was interesting. And colorful!\u003c\/strong\u003e 😂\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNot your typical heroes but it was very entertaining. Where'd all the beer go? Never took a break! Wow! 😂\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e-Donn\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ \u003cstrong\u003eHilarious!!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJust a couple good ole boys having some fun. Dang funny Lick and Fanger are my new favorites!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e-Reader\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ \u003cstrong\u003eCouldn't stop laughing.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRednecks vs aliens what more could you ask for. 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We was just down by the creek dranking and shooting when them ugly suckers flanked us. My name is Lick. They call me Lick cause when I was a baby I used to lick everything. This is the story of me and my buddy Fanger. We call him Fanger cause when he was a kid he broke his panky fanger on his right hand and his mom and deddy didn't git it fixed right. Now it sticks out all the time like a fancy yankee or English man dranking tea. Anyway, this is the story of our first encounter and how we ended up on the run. Just like everybody else.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLick and the Invasion: The Interrogation (Book 2)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMe and Fanger been holed up out in the country recovering from the fight. We could handle pretty much all them critters except for them Maybelle Turner werewolves. Fanger got drunk one night and his strategic mind kicked in to action. He came up with a four-step plan for figuring out these alien critters. Phase one was to requisition some silver to make some bullets. Phase two was surveillance and recon. Phase three was stockpile more of that black ooze to keep ourselves invisible. And phase four was to kidnap one of them critters and interrogate them to find out how me and Fanger fit into to all this mess.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLick and the Invasion: The Counterstrike (Book 3)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMe, Fanger and Jack learned during our interrogation and torture session them alien critters were full of surprises. We decided it was time for us to start playing offense. 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We was just down by the creek dranking and shooting when them ugly suckers flanked us. My name is Lick. They call me Lick cause when I was a baby I used to lick everything. This is the story of me and my buddy Fanger. We call him Fanger cause when he was a kid he broke his panky fanger on his right hand and his mom and deddy didn't git it fixed right. Now it sticks out all the time like a fancy yankee or English man dranking tea. Anyway, this is the story of our first encounter and how we ended up on the run. Just like everybody else.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eLick and the Invasion: The Interrogation (Book 2)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMe and Fanger been holed up out in the country recovering from the fight. We could handle pretty much all them critters except for them Maybelle Turner werewolves. Fanger got drunk one night and his strategic mind kicked in to action. He came up with a four-step plan for figuring out these alien critters. Phase one was to requisition some silver to make some bullets. Phase two was surveillance and recon. Phase three was stockpile more of that black ooze to keep ourselves invisible. And phase four was to kidnap one of them critters and interrogate them to find out how me and Fanger fit into to all this mess.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eLick and the Invasion: The Counterstrike (Book 3)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMe, Fanger and Jack learned during our interrogation and torture session them alien critters were full of surprises. We decided it was time for us to start playing offense. We drank a ton of moonshine and devised us a strategy to attack them alien critters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrint Length: 212 Pages\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBooks 4, 5 and 6 of the Lick and the Invasion series together in one volume.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eLick and the Invasion: The Diversion (Book 4)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMe, Fanger and Jack had a lot of learning to do. And like always, them alien critters kept us on our toes. But we were always ready for a fight.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eLick and the Invasion: The Encounter (Book 5)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSpace was full of all kinda critters. Some good and some bad. And we discovered some of them critters ain’t so different from us. But our number one objective was still to get back to Earth and save the planet.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eLick and the Invasion: The Device (Book 6)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMe, Fanger and Jack head back to Earth to take care of them alien critters once and for all. We ain't gonna stop till we run ever last one of them buncha no good you-know-whats off our planet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrint Length: 244 Pages\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWhat Readers Say\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️  \u003cstrong\u003eWow! This book contains a LOT of \"creative\" writing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHonestly, I have written quite a few book reviews, and I'm really not sure where to begin with this one. I won't give away the plot, but we'll just say that two buddies (and others) appear to be caught in the middle of a \"unique\" alien visit\/attack? What was the cause of this \"attack\"? You'll just have to read for yourself. I really just don't know to describe this plot. My jaw is still hanging open. I guess I'll just attempt to summarize a few points about the book:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e1. The language written\/spoken in this book is not American English as we know it. The author has done a masterful job of capturing a language that I can only describe as \"American Redneck\" (\u0026lt; and this is not an insult at all because I AM one). Just the lingo and phraseology itself is worth a read in this book. Hilarious.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e2. The author has managed to come up with a plot that I can honestly say that I have never read elsewhere (and I've read a LOT of books). The plot is not what I expected, nor was it what I was looking for. But it was very \"creative\", and I think I enjoyed it? (Hard to explain).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e3. WARNING: I highly suggest that the reader should have (or at least be able to laugh at) a 7th grade boy's sense of humor, as the humor is quite juvenile, albeit pretty funny, and somewhat addictive. If not, then this may not be the book for you. Read the Amazon preview and give it a chance. The preview may let you know if this book is for you.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e4. I have two really weird thoughts about this book: At first, after reading it, I thought to myself, \"Geesh... Now there's a couple of hours of my life that I will never able to get back again\". But at the same time, I was entertained; it was brain-dead, relaxed, reading,, and I thoroughly enjoyed it. I know that seems contradictory, but I'm fairly certain that other readers may review the book with the same thoughts.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis book is likely not for everyone. I would say that it more likely to appeal to a male audience, and perhaps those who were raised in a similar culture as Lick and Fanger might get a kick out of this book.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOne thing about the book, whether you love it or you hate it, there is no denying that this author has a very impressive wit and is one of the most creative new authors that I have read.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI have no idea why, but I'm fairly certain that I'm going to read the next several books in the series. Looking forward to them. I really hope the author fills in an honest author information section because I'd certainly like to know what makes a mind like the author's tick.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e-Amazon Reviewer\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ \u003cstrong\u003eQuite a Ride!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNon stop action from page one. This one is a real page turner. I could almost picture myself in an old theater watching a cliff hanger and munching popcorn sitting on the edge of my seat. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e-Charles\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ \u003cstrong\u003eThis book is destined to become a classic\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis book is better than anything bobby akart or William forstchen ever wrote. I could not put it down until I read it front to back.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e-Beauregard\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ \u003cstrong\u003eRednecks vs Aliens\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHumorous, fast-paced, and action-packed! Can’t wait for the second book to continue following Lick and Fanger as they figure out how to defeat the vampars and fart-monsters and the big eye-in-the-sky. Great read! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e-David\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ \u003cstrong\u003eWell, that was interesting. And colorful!\u003c\/strong\u003e 😂\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNot your typical heroes but it was very entertaining. Where'd all the beer go? Never took a break! Wow! 😂\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e-Donn\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ \u003cstrong\u003eHilarious!!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJust a couple good ole boys having some fun. Dang funny Lick and Fanger are my new favorites!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e-Reader\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ \u003cstrong\u003eCouldn't stop laughing.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRednecks vs aliens what more could you ask for. 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We was just down by the creek dranking and shooting when them ugly suckers flanked us. My name is Lick. They call me Lick cause when I was a baby I used to lick everything. This is the story of me and my buddy Fanger. We call him Fanger cause when he was a kid he broke his panky fanger on his right hand and his mom and deddy didn't git it fixed right. Now it sticks out all the time like a fancy yankee or English man dranking tea. Anyway, this is the story of our first encounter and how we ended up on the run. Just like everybody else.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eLick and the Invasion: The Interrogation (Book 2)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMe and Fanger been holed up out in the country recovering from the fight. We could handle pretty much all them critters except for them Maybelle Turner werewolves. Fanger got drunk one night and his strategic mind kicked in to action. He came up with a four-step plan for figuring out these alien critters. Phase one was to requisition some silver to make some bullets. Phase two was surveillance and recon. Phase three was stockpile more of that black ooze to keep ourselves invisible. And phase four was to kidnap one of them critters and interrogate them to find out how me and Fanger fit into to all this mess.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eLick and the Invasion: The Counterstrike (Book 3)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMe, Fanger and Jack learned during our interrogation and torture session them alien critters were full of surprises. We decided it was time for us to start playing offense. We drank a ton of moonshine and devised us a strategy to attack them alien critters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrint Length: 212 Pages\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBooks 4, 5 and 6 of the Lick and the Invasion series together in one volume.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eLick and the Invasion: The Diversion (Book 4)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMe, Fanger and Jack had a lot of learning to do. And like always, them alien critters kept us on our toes. But we were always ready for a fight.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eLick and the Invasion: The Encounter (Book 5)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSpace was full of all kinda critters. Some good and some bad. And we discovered some of them critters ain’t so different from us. But our number one objective was still to get back to Earth and save the planet.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eLick and the Invasion: The Device (Book 6)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMe, Fanger and Jack head back to Earth to take care of them alien critters once and for all. We ain't gonna stop till we run ever last one of them buncha no good you-know-whats off our planet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrint Length: 244 Pages\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWhat Readers Say\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️  \u003cstrong\u003eWow! This book contains a LOT of \"creative\" writing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHonestly, I have written quite a few book reviews, and I'm really not sure where to begin with this one. I won't give away the plot, but we'll just say that two buddies (and others) appear to be caught in the middle of a \"unique\" alien visit\/attack? What was the cause of this \"attack\"? You'll just have to read for yourself. I really just don't know to describe this plot. My jaw is still hanging open. I guess I'll just attempt to summarize a few points about the book:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e1. The language written\/spoken in this book is not American English as we know it. The author has done a masterful job of capturing a language that I can only describe as \"American Redneck\" (\u0026lt; and this is not an insult at all because I AM one). Just the lingo and phraseology itself is worth a read in this book. Hilarious.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e2. The author has managed to come up with a plot that I can honestly say that I have never read elsewhere (and I've read a LOT of books). The plot is not what I expected, nor was it what I was looking for. But it was very \"creative\", and I think I enjoyed it? (Hard to explain).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e3. WARNING: I highly suggest that the reader should have (or at least be able to laugh at) a 7th grade boy's sense of humor, as the humor is quite juvenile, albeit pretty funny, and somewhat addictive. If not, then this may not be the book for you. Read the Amazon preview and give it a chance. The preview may let you know if this book is for you.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e4. I have two really weird thoughts about this book: At first, after reading it, I thought to myself, \"Geesh... Now there's a couple of hours of my life that I will never able to get back again\". But at the same time, I was entertained; it was brain-dead, relaxed, reading,, and I thoroughly enjoyed it. I know that seems contradictory, but I'm fairly certain that other readers may review the book with the same thoughts.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis book is likely not for everyone. I would say that it more likely to appeal to a male audience, and perhaps those who were raised in a similar culture as Lick and Fanger might get a kick out of this book.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOne thing about the book, whether you love it or you hate it, there is no denying that this author has a very impressive wit and is one of the most creative new authors that I have read.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI have no idea why, but I'm fairly certain that I'm going to read the next several books in the series. Looking forward to them. I really hope the author fills in an honest author information section because I'd certainly like to know what makes a mind like the author's tick.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e-Amazon Reviewer\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ \u003cstrong\u003eQuite a Ride!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNon stop action from page one. This one is a real page turner. 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We was just down by the creek dranking and shooting when them ugly suckers flanked us. My name is Lick. They call me Lick cause when I was a baby I used to lick everything. This is the story of me and my buddy Fanger. We call him Fanger cause when he was a kid he broke his panky fanger on his right hand and his mom and deddy didn't git it fixed right. Now it sticks out all the time like a fancy yankee or English man dranking tea. Anyway, this is the story of our first encounter and how we ended up on the run. Just like everybody else.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eLick and the Invasion: The Interrogation (Book 2)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMe and Fanger been holed up out in the country recovering from the fight. We could handle pretty much all them critters except for them Maybelle Turner werewolves. Fanger got drunk one night and his strategic mind kicked in to action. He came up with a four-step plan for figuring out these alien critters. Phase one was to requisition some silver to make some bullets. Phase two was surveillance and recon. Phase three was stockpile more of that black ooze to keep ourselves invisible. And phase four was to kidnap one of them critters and interrogate them to find out how me and Fanger fit into to all this mess.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eLick and the Invasion: The Counterstrike (Book 3)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMe, Fanger and Jack learned during our interrogation and torture session them alien critters were full of surprises. We decided it was time for us to start playing offense. We drank a ton of moonshine and devised us a strategy to attack them alien critters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrint Length: 212 Pages\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBooks 4, 5 and 6 of the Lick and the Invasion series together in one volume.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eLick and the Invasion: The Diversion (Book 4)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMe, Fanger and Jack had a lot of learning to do. And like always, them alien critters kept us on our toes. But we were always ready for a fight.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eLick and the Invasion: The Encounter (Book 5)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSpace was full of all kinda critters. Some good and some bad. And we discovered some of them critters ain’t so different from us. But our number one objective was still to get back to Earth and save the planet.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eLick and the Invasion: The Device (Book 6)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMe, Fanger and Jack head back to Earth to take care of them alien critters once and for all. We ain't gonna stop till we run ever last one of them buncha no good you-know-whats off our planet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrint Length: 244 Pages\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWhat Readers Say\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️  \u003cstrong\u003eWow! This book contains a LOT of \"creative\" writing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHonestly, I have written quite a few book reviews, and I'm really not sure where to begin with this one. I won't give away the plot, but we'll just say that two buddies (and others) appear to be caught in the middle of a \"unique\" alien visit\/attack? What was the cause of this \"attack\"? You'll just have to read for yourself. I really just don't know to describe this plot. My jaw is still hanging open. I guess I'll just attempt to summarize a few points about the book:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e1. The language written\/spoken in this book is not American English as we know it. The author has done a masterful job of capturing a language that I can only describe as \"American Redneck\" (\u0026lt; and this is not an insult at all because I AM one). Just the lingo and phraseology itself is worth a read in this book. Hilarious.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e2. The author has managed to come up with a plot that I can honestly say that I have never read elsewhere (and I've read a LOT of books). The plot is not what I expected, nor was it what I was looking for. But it was very \"creative\", and I think I enjoyed it? (Hard to explain).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e3. WARNING: I highly suggest that the reader should have (or at least be able to laugh at) a 7th grade boy's sense of humor, as the humor is quite juvenile, albeit pretty funny, and somewhat addictive. If not, then this may not be the book for you. Read the Amazon preview and give it a chance. The preview may let you know if this book is for you.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e4. I have two really weird thoughts about this book: At first, after reading it, I thought to myself, \"Geesh... Now there's a couple of hours of my life that I will never able to get back again\". But at the same time, I was entertained; it was brain-dead, relaxed, reading,, and I thoroughly enjoyed it. I know that seems contradictory, but I'm fairly certain that other readers may review the book with the same thoughts.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis book is likely not for everyone. I would say that it more likely to appeal to a male audience, and perhaps those who were raised in a similar culture as Lick and Fanger might get a kick out of this book.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOne thing about the book, whether you love it or you hate it, there is no denying that this author has a very impressive wit and is one of the most creative new authors that I have read.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI have no idea why, but I'm fairly certain that I'm going to read the next several books in the series. Looking forward to them. I really hope the author fills in an honest author information section because I'd certainly like to know what makes a mind like the author's tick.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e-Amazon Reviewer\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ \u003cstrong\u003eQuite a Ride!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNon stop action from page one. This one is a real page turner. 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